taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

(via periwinklelights)

nickjonasstillhasdiabetes:

makingyoucry:

yellowxperil:

yellow—ranger:

Defend teenage Asian girls from creepy white men at all costs

hell yeah. and support them when they defend themselves

Defend all young girls from creepy white men at all costs*

Shut the fuck up

Defend Asian girls from their own creepy cultures

(via mischiefandmermaids)

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via jennachristman)

l0viely:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

OH SHIT

(via jennachristman)

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD
bunkotchi:

mentalflossr:

Dog elected mayor of Minnesota town

He Did it
take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero
"She was the kind of girlfriend god gives you young, so you’ll know loss for the rest of your life."

— Junot Diaz (via ohdreaming)

(Source: thecoffeewasgoodtoday, via child-ishgambino)